Конкурс "Поединок переводчиков"

(на лучший перевод английских стихов - лимериков)

№ 1.  There was a Young Lady of Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride with the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger.
№ 2. There was a  Young Lady whose nose                       Was so long that it reached to her toes, So she hired an Old Lady, whose conduct was steady,  To carry that wonderful nose
№ 3. There once was a man from Harare, Who bought a brand new Ferrari. Now the buck and the gnu And the elephant too Hide away when he goes on safari.
№ 4. There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, "It is just as I feared! — Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!"
№ 5. There was a Young Lady whose chin Resembled the point of a pin; So she had it made sharp, And purchased a harp, And played several tunes with her chin.